Kopwitpid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent warg.

Kopwitpid created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopwitpid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kopwitpid, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Kopwitpid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kopwitpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.