Davjencam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical yak.

Davjencam created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Davjencam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Davjencam, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Davjencam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Davjencam's Holy Commandments

1. Davjencam loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never bounce near goats.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never wear blue tights.