Govwan is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, capable jellyfish.

Govwan created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Govwan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govwan, he will turn you into a slug.

Govwan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Govwan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Govwan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Govwan.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not chop down trees.