Padfentom Fodhaphub is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent slug.

Padfentom Fodhaphub created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Padfentom Fodhaphub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Padfentom Fodhaphub, he will send minions to preach to you.

Padfentom Fodhaphub's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Padfentom Fodhaphub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help bats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Padfentom Fodhaphub loves sharks, so they must be respected.