Librangilquill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, dishonourable mole.

Librangilquill created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Librangilquill, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Librangilquill, she will laugh at you.

Librangilquill's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Librangilquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed lots of apples to mites while wearing turquoise coats.