Ingnurlsterlakmisxemlog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, strong sheep.

Ingnurlsterlakmisxemlog created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingnurlsterlakmisxemlog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingnurlsterlakmisxemlog, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ingnurlsterlakmisxemlog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ingnurlsterlakmisxemlog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Ingnurlsterlakmisxemlog eight times a day.

2. Do not hurt manatees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Ingnurlsterlakmisxemlog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat rice.