Mangatflat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, temperamental octopus.

Mangatflat created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mangatflat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mangatflat, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mangatflat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mangatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. You must pray to Mangatflat nine times a day.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mangatflat.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never look at black holes.