Pingodpang is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, egotistical otter.

Pingodpang created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pingodpang, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pingodpang, it will think nothing of it.

Pingodpang's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pingodpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Pingodpang.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Pingodpang in the centre of the settlement.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.