Catbellparktail is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident mole.

Catbellparktail created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catbellparktail, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Catbellparktail, it will come to you in dreams.

Catbellparktail's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Catbellparktail's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Catbellparktail first in all things.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing orange kilts.