Pibmumwat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent otter.

Pibmumwat created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibmumwat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pibmumwat, he will remove you from existence.

Pibmumwat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pibmumwat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Never eat bark.