Pandavstik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unjust beaver.

Pandavstik created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pandavstik, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pandavstik, it will come to you in dreams.

Pandavstik's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pandavstik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Pandavstik.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pandavstik loves sheep, so they must be honoured.