Dib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing duck.

Dib created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dib, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dib's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Dib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never paint your head brown.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not make images of living things.