Farstragdun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise dolphin.

Farstragdun created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farstragdun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farstragdun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Farstragdun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Farstragdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near horses while wearing cyan boots and balancing seven copper spheres on your legs.