Fasdadpang is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, passionate manatee.

Fasdadpang created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdadpang, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fasdadpang, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fasdadpang's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fasdadpang's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never run in the presence of seals.

5. Do not make images of living things.