Sawhan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever mouse.

Sawhan created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawhan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sawhan, it will turn you into a dog.

Sawhan's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sawhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Never feed carrots to aardvarks while wearing pink corsets.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray immersed in water.