Ingmumbif is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, generous turtle.

Ingmumbif created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmumbif, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingmumbif, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ingmumbif's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ingmumbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from yellow voles for they are unholy.