Flabsadcib is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, weak parrot.

Flabsadcib created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flabsadcib, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flabsadcib, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Flabsadcib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Flabsadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flabsadcib.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.