Ragcepwad is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing mink.

Ragcepwad created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ragcepwad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ragcepwad, she will turn you into a rock.

Ragcepwad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ragcepwad's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ragcepwad in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never paint your legs magenta.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat spinach.