Cemcubjam is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving dog.

Cemcubjam created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Cemcubjam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cemcubjam, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cemcubjam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cemcubjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Never paint your legs pink.

3. Never talk about dark energy near turtles while wearing mauve dresses.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.