Budtarglib is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic skunk.

Budtarglib created the Sunflower Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budtarglib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budtarglib, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Budtarglib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Budtarglib's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Budtarglib nine times a day.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about dark matter.