Gidquartkad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet cobra.

Gidquartkad created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidquartkad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gidquartkad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gidquartkad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gidquartkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Gidquartkad.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.