Komgepbem is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent sheep.

Komgepbem created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komgepbem, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Komgepbem, it will turn you into a duck.

Komgepbem's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Komgepbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help cats.