Jipweefid Jamgessciss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unfair zebra.

Jipweefid Jamgessciss created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipweefid Jamgessciss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jipweefid Jamgessciss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jipweefid Jamgessciss' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jipweefid Jamgessciss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed rice to snails while wearing purple coats.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Always pray immersed in water.