Fidbedvan Mutlencum is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, stupid hare.

Fidbedvan Mutlencum created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidbedvan Mutlencum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fidbedvan Mutlencum, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fidbedvan Mutlencum's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fidbedvan Mutlencum's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.