Siggarmil is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish troll.

Siggarmil created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Siggarmil, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Siggarmil, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Siggarmil's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Siggarmil's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Worship no other gods but Siggarmil.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Never chant in the presence of snakes.