Dobgabquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous duck.

Dobgabquaf created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Dobgabquaf, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dobgabquaf, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dobgabquaf's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Dobgabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if four ants approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Dobgabquaf three times a day.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.