Quagkadmaprenhoggom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing capybara.

Quagkadmaprenhoggom created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagkadmaprenhoggom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quagkadmaprenhoggom, it will turn you into a plant.

Quagkadmaprenhoggom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Quagkadmaprenhoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quagkadmaprenhoggom.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Quagkadmaprenhoggom on top of all buildings.

5. Do not hurt eagles.