Gemjonhivcab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful chicken.

Gemjonhivcab created water four years ago.

If you believe in Gemjonhivcab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gemjonhivcab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gemjonhivcab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gemjonhivcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.