Cisskimbogbellont is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent monkey.

Cisskimbogbellont created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisskimbogbellont, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cisskimbogbellont, she will turn you into a frog.

Cisskimbogbellont's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cisskimbogbellont's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Cisskimbogbellont.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cisskimbogbellont.