Rawbumjen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, wise dove.

Rawbumjen created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbumjen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rawbumjen, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rawbumjen's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rawbumjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Never eat green fruit.