Quimfonrag Zensugtimced Tab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, capable rhinoceros.

Quimfonrag Zensugtimced Tab created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimfonrag Zensugtimced Tab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimfonrag Zensugtimced Tab, it will turn you into a duck.

Quimfonrag Zensugtimced Tab's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Quimfonrag Zensugtimced Tab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of gooseberries to geese while wearing indigo coats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Never eat limes.