Lognartbidbonjopmip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able squirrel.

Lognartbidbonjopmip created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lognartbidbonjopmip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lognartbidbonjopmip, she will strike you with lightening.

Lognartbidbonjopmip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Lognartbidbonjopmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.