Tentagnurt Dibhatfab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic horse.

Tentagnurt Dibhatfab created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentagnurt Dibhatfab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tentagnurt Dibhatfab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tentagnurt Dibhatfab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tentagnurt Dibhatfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tentagnurt Dibhatfab.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.