Mitceptam is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient newt.

Mitceptam created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitceptam, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mitceptam, he will make you grow a tail.

Mitceptam's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mitceptam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.