Lipflagmot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witless wolf.

Lipflagmot created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipflagmot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lipflagmot, it will turn you into a worm.

Lipflagmot's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lipflagmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.