Kombomlen Sadflagdunnurlyimpidingren is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, strong whale.

Kombomlen Sadflagdunnurlyimpidingren created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kombomlen Sadflagdunnurlyimpidingren, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kombomlen Sadflagdunnurlyimpidingren, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kombomlen Sadflagdunnurlyimpidingren's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kombomlen Sadflagdunnurlyimpidingren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not keep eight eagles in a large pit.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Kombomlen Sadflagdunnurlyimpidingren loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.