Hugbidlab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, kind jellyfish.

Hugbidlab created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugbidlab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hugbidlab, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hugbidlab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hugbidlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hugbidlab's name in vain.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Never talk about ants.

5. Do not wear red clothing.