Rowcinfutarpbonkkipmethen is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fussy badger.

Rowcinfutarpbonkkipmethen created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Rowcinfutarpbonkkipmethen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rowcinfutarpbonkkipmethen, he will not care at all.

Rowcinfutarpbonkkipmethen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Rowcinfutarpbonkkipmethen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention whales.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rowcinfutarpbonkkipmethen on top of all buildings.