Sastarpontbep is a god.

He takes the form of a large, astonishing scorpion.

Sastarpontbep created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sastarpontbep, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sastarpontbep, he will turn you into a plant.

Sastarpontbep's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sastarpontbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.