Nutton Kadjapkab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent bear.

Nutton Kadjapkab created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutton Kadjapkab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nutton Kadjapkab, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nutton Kadjapkab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nutton Kadjapkab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan rats for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nutton Kadjapkab.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always obey Nutton Kadjapkab's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.