Hubyarlnan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, kind frog.

Hubyarlnan created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubyarlnan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hubyarlnan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hubyarlnan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hubyarlnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near moths while wearing violet dresses and balancing six gold spheres on your face.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing white jumpers and balancing nine copper spheres on your hands.

4. Hide if four swans approach from the east.

5. Never chant in the presence of ducks.