Quamnullbonkzog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring hummingbird.

Quamnullbonkzog created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamnullbonkzog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quamnullbonkzog, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Quamnullbonkzog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quamnullbonkzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick mice.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Quamnullbonkzog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quamnullbonkzog.