Sterfenbif is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing troll.

Sterfenbif created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterfenbif, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sterfenbif, he will turn you into a plant.

Sterfenbif's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Sterfenbif's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never write about dark matter.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.