Rawshavhon Febfemquillfudkonyarfutwod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rawshavhon Febfemquillfudkonyarfutwod created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawshavhon Febfemquillfudkonyarfutwod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rawshavhon Febfemquillfudkonyarfutwod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Rawshavhon Febfemquillfudkonyarfutwod's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Rawshavhon Febfemquillfudkonyarfutwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Rawshavhon Febfemquillfudkonyarfutwod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never write about bacteria.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.