Xenbogstanbundoss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, flying duck.

Xenbogstanbundoss created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenbogstanbundoss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xenbogstanbundoss, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Xenbogstanbundoss' most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Xenbogstanbundoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Xenbogstanbundoss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not hurt turtles.