Dindavdusstailtalkenxuckwad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty fairy.

Dindavdusstailtalkenxuckwad created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dindavdusstailtalkenxuckwad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dindavdusstailtalkenxuckwad, he will strike you with lightening.

Dindavdusstailtalkenxuckwad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dindavdusstailtalkenxuckwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear white.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not commit murder.