Zigxinlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, intelligent chinchilla.

Zigxinlarg created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigxinlarg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigxinlarg, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zigxinlarg's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Zigxinlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near bats while wearing black shorts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Always look after injured swans.