Garflisjencinbifsinrigcad Fodfittetti Negwipdosston is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring dragonfly.

Garflisjencinbifsinrigcad Fodfittetti Negwipdosston created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garflisjencinbifsinrigcad Fodfittetti Negwipdosston, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Garflisjencinbifsinrigcad Fodfittetti Negwipdosston, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Garflisjencinbifsinrigcad Fodfittetti Negwipdosston's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Garflisjencinbifsinrigcad Fodfittetti Negwipdosston's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Garflisjencinbifsinrigcad Fodfittetti Negwipdosston nine times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.