Dabquafcut is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful scorpion.

Dabquafcut created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabquafcut, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dabquafcut, he will torture you forever.

Dabquafcut's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dabquafcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Respect your elders.