Xenvadrag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-knowing squirrel.

Xenvadrag created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenvadrag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xenvadrag, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Xenvadrag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Xenvadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Xenvadrag loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Xenvadrag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hurt sheep.

5. Always wear indigo.